Poor Juncker is having some stresses,
In finding commissioneresses,
If he doesn't install
Any women at all,
Half the men will just have to wear dresses.
(previous effits here and here)
UPDATE this just in from @CraigWinneker off-of the twitters:
The president's mood getting lower,
His right hand man on the blower
described the travail
to recruit a female:
"Juncker? I hardly know her"