Eurozone boss Jeroen Dijsselbloem (see here for a pronunciation guide) was caught off guard this week in a Dutch TV interview, lightheartedly referring to his predecessor Jean-Claude Juncker as "an inveterate smoker. And drinker too."

To mark the occasion, 'ere's a limerick. 

Of course.

A Dutchman said of Jean Claude Juncker,
As colleague, he'd never known drunker,
But despite all the wine,
His judgement was fine
Late at night in the eurozone bunker.