David Cameron has been standing in front of the mirror pulling his 'Churchill' face again, imagining somehow that his patronising faux-familiar rhetoric compares favourably with the rousing words of Britain's famous wartime PM.

He has told the Confederation of British Industries that the country is "at war" economically.

So I done another limerick.

When it comes to expressing things verbally,
Our PM is prone to hyperbole,
You'd think its a bore
To mention the war,
But it panders to idiots superbly

That'll learn 'im.