Further stark revelations from candid EU video
Following shock footage of EU justice commissioner Vice President High Empress Viviane 'I am the Law' Reding planting herself with brazen chutzpah in the president's seat, further scrutiny unveils yet more scandalous insights.
- HEAVY CHEST -
The as-yet untapped soundtrack to the video reveals that one of the commissioners 'had to cancel a trip to Marocco' because of a 'heavy chest'.
- ALLERGY RULED OUT -
And it's definitely not an allergy. Oh no. "No, it's a cold," according to the stricken commissioner (we had to look her up. Apparently, it says here, it's 'Androulla Vassiliou' who is in charge of all those education, culture and multilingualism policies we hear so much about).
- SARTORIAL BREACH -
The energy commissioner Guenther Oettinger, meanwhile, reveals his disdain for the meeting, turning up in what appears to be a moleskin sportscoat with suede elbow patches.
Perhaps it's just a snub to the stand-in chair(wo)man Reding (president Bozo, we learn 'is still in Korea').
- TWO FRUITS -
And Janez Potočnik likes a banana and a satsuma for breakfast.
See and hear the incredible truth in full here.