As EU leaders meet this week to put their pawprints to a new Euro Treaty, commission president Jose Manuel Barroso has been heading off accusations of galloping harmonisation and integrationism.
In mutterings ahead of the summit, Bozo has been reminding us of how Europe is 'United in Diversity' - the faux-clever construction that has become the EU's unofficial slogan.
BM looks forward to our glorious leaders representing fully that diversity around the summit table later this week.
Vive la difference, eh?
As diverse as chalk and cheese.
If the cheese is a very dry, white, crumbly Wenslydale.
And if the chalk is somehow distinctly cheesy...