Haiku competition

Friday, November 20, 2009 | 5 comments »

Tepid on the heels of BM's limerick efforts some time ago (see here) Celebrate the appointment of our two glorious leaders on the world stage: write a Haiku.

For inspiration, here they are in all their glory, and here's a few lines of doggerel to get you started:

Most interesting thing
And useful at that, his name:
Five syllables long

The magician says
Pick a card, pick any card,
Anyone but Blair

A woman and man
In the glare of autumn sun
But who are they both



  1. smsh // 4:09 PM  

    Leaders decided
    They have a head and a face
    But no balls at all

  2. happy famous artists // 2:49 PM  

    DIY: http://haikuherman.eu/

  3. sidsid // 8:53 PM  

    EU I hate you
    You're all balls
    like Haiku

  4. Matteo // 3:25 PM  

    Herman Van Rompuy
    Baroness Cathy Ashton
    Who the f*** are they?

  5. MoralsMan // 5:49 AM  

    Grand Jury Presentments were served upon the FBI in Arizona by Maggie Passaro.
    PRESS RELEASE [update]: December 18, 2009 by American Grand Jury

    See attached a receipt (on FBI FORM) below for the Grand Jury presentments served upon Jeremy Schwartz, Department of the FBI.

    The following report was sent to American Grand Jury by Maggie Passaro:

    [[ He would not sign on OUR document. Agent Schwartz only had to say to me that "ALL PERSONS UP FOR ELECTION ON BALLOTS ARE CHECKED ON THEIR BACKGROUND BY THE FBI..."

    My response was "if the the FBI did indeed do a thorough background check on Obama, did they document the fact that Obama is NOT a "NATURAL BORN CITIZEN?" Agent Schwartz had no comment on this."

    I had to re-affirm to agent Schwartz, several times, as he kept saying "citizen" that Obama is NOT a "NATURAL BORN" citizen and that Obama openly admitted this in public and through his writings. ]]

    read the complete story here: http://agjnow.org/?sid=024pd


    The criminal charges of Eligibility Fraud and Treason (Barack Obama) and Conspiracy of Election Fraud (Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama) are now pending before numerous Courts.

    If acted upon, the Grand Jury Presentments would require that both Obama and Pelosi be criminally prosecuted.

    American Grand Jury is actively pursuing decisions in a number of UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURTS located in multiple jurisdictions: District for Columbia, Tennessee, Alabama, Florida, Kansas, New York, Texas, California, Arizona, Connecticut and others.

    More serves will be forth coming.

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