... but throw a sheep at it and it'll regulate your sorry derriere
News has finally reached the 'Monster's lofty 13th floor office at Tour D'Ivoire 1, Rond Point Schuman, of this phenomenon on the interweb known as 'facebook'.
Now, while eurocrats are infamously 'faceless', this should not stem participation in this online fad.
Heck, even European Commission Vice-President for Something Margot Wallstrom has signed up, AND numbers among the 'Monster's growing number of 'friends' and Group members.
Show your support and help the 'Monster belatedly become part of an internet revolution that has already lost its lustre.
Become a Friend of the 'Monster here and join the 'Group' here.