The six-page spread sees Commissioner Neelie Kroes and female members of her cabinet and services posing coquetishly in power suits with softening touches and disarming sparkling smiles.
Could the magazine, we wonder, have mistaken our Neelie for supermodel Doutzen Kroes??
A pdf of the feature in the January 2009 edition is fast doing the rounds of Brussels.
And fearing copyright breach and disciplinary action, BM is wary of giving too much of a taster.
So here, instead, is a disapproving Germaine Greer.