Shocked staff at the Council of the European Union received the following email this afternoon:

"Watch out for mice!

A infestation of mice has been observed on certain floors, undoubtedly caused by the major alteration work in progress on floors 01 and 02. Measures have been put in place to thwart this infestation, but in order that these measures may work efficiently, it is important to not leave any edible products in the offices."

It's understood that the ladies who work at the Council may be allowed time off work to stand on chairs and scream.

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