Ms Mills for MEP

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 | 2 comments »

Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's rancid ex-wife, on the tabloid press:

"I sue them, I generally win, I get a two-line apology. My next campaign is going to go to the European Parliament to create a law of not misinforming the public and the size of the lie that they say should be the size of the apology."

So that's how you get things done? Any laws you need creating? Call Ms Mills.

2 comments

  1. Princess Benelux // 4:02 PM  

    "a law of not misinforming the public and the size of the lie that they say should be the size of the apology"

    Especially with lovely, clear language like that - such an unambiguous statement would be the perfect foundation for a new law.

    Oh dear...

  2. zoe // 8:28 PM  

    well, ms. mills is obviously one step ahead of her ex-husband.

    (LAUGH, you idiots, that's the second pun i've made in 5 minutes.)

    (OK, PLEASE ??)