Below is a genuine notice posted in a kitchen at DG REGIO, courtesy of The Witloof
Subject: FOR THE ATTENTION OF THOSE USING THE SMALL FREEZER OF OUR FLOOR
All of us who use the small freezer which is placed in the small room in the middle of our floor remember very well that it was in an inadmissible state of dirtiness.
I have found different kind of food which was perished, mouldy or had a bad odour caused by bacteria as the best-before date had expired for more than six months ago.
As you know there is no cleaning service foreseen for this freezer and it has to be kept clean by the people who use it.
Last Wednesday, I had to summon up all my courage and decided to clean it myself hoping that from now on everybody who uses it will make an effort to keep it clean and empty the food before it gets rotten.
Last but not least, the lady who has forgotten her vaginal cream in the freezer, is kindly asked to take it as soon as possible.
Thank you for your understanding and have a nice week.