The European Commission-hosted TV service 'Europe By Satellite' is changing to a new broadcast satellite provider that boasts not only the 'God Europe' channel among its stations, but also adult stations 'Playboy TV UK' and the fruitily-named 'Spice Platinum', Berlaymonster can reveal.

Swedish-based Sirius has been chosen by the commission's communications department (run by Commission Vice-President Margot Wallstrom from ... er ... Sweden) to broadcast EBS programming, changing from perhaps the more aptly named Eutelsat 'Hotbird' satellite.

To see the full list of what you'll be able to switch over to when live coverage of the European Parliament debate on exposure to artificial forms of optical radiation becomes too steamy to handle, click here.

3 comments

  1. septic_isle // 2:25 PM  

    Europe by Twatalite, surely...

  2. Tippler // 12:24 PM  

    Ah, but will it be showing Dalia and The Money Shot?

    And I think I'd need to be given at least 15 million before I'd go anywhere near that particular 'Honey Pot'.

  3. MKWM // 11:31 PM  

    I'll be switching over to Disney Channel to follow a proper debate. Now, siriusly, you don't expect me to watch hot birds & playboys in the hemicycle, do you? God Europe forbid!